Nominations for the 2016 Golden Globe Awards were announced Thursday morning and, yes, every one of the movies and TV shows you wanted to be nominated were in fact nominated and you’re going to get exactly what you want this year.

Of the movies I’ve seen with my eyes, Carol was visually breathtaking and both Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara deserve that best actress nomination. Steve Jobs rightfully earned Michael Fassbender and Kate Winslet their respective noms for best actor and actress in a motion picture drama, and it’s not surprising to see Trainwreck recognized for best comedy given Amy Schumer’s banner year.

Did you know Joy is a comedy, too? The trailer looks like it’s a movie about nothing that wants us to know it’s good only because Jennifer Lawrence is in it, but congrats. Also, Fifty Shades of Grey is up for best motion picture.

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Not! It’s nominated for best original song for Ellie Goulding’s ubiquitous “Love Me Like You Do” from the soundtrack. Heart attack averted.

As for TV shows, like last year, Orange Is The New Black is battling Silicon Valley, Transparent, plus Veep (which will probably win, but I know nothing) in the best TV comedy category. Jane the Virgin’s Gina Rodriguez and Aziz Ansari (Master of None is definitely worth watching) got proper dues for best actress and actor in a TV comedy, respectively. And I need either Viola Davis or Taraji P. Henson to win for best actress in a drama.

Bobby Finger’s reax:

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“I’m glad Rooney and Cate are competing head to head, and hope The Big Short wins everything it’s nominated for just to fuck with people.”

The Golden Globes will air on January 10, 2016, with its crass and loathsome host Ricky Gervais, who’s back for the fourth time.

Here’s the full list of nominees.

Motion picture, drama

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Carol

Mad Max: Fury Road

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The Revenant

Room

Spotlight

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Motion picture, comedy

The Big Short

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Joy

The Martian

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Spy

Trainwreck

Actress in a motion picture, drama

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Cate Blanchett

Brie Larson

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Rooney Mara

Saoirse Ronan

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Alicia Vikander

Actress in a motion picture, comedy

Jennifer Lawrence

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Melissa McCarthy

Amy Schumer

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Maggie Smith

Lily Tomlin

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Actor in a motion picture, drama

Bryan Cranston

Leonardo DiCaprio

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Michael Fassbender

Eddie Redmayne

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Will Smith

Actor in a motion picture, comedy

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Christian Bale

Steve Carell

Matt Damon

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Al Pacino

Mark Ruffalo

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TV series, drama

Empire

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Game of Thrones

Mr. Robot

Narcos

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Outlander

TV series, comedy

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Casual

Mozart in the Jungle

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Orange Is the New Black

Silicon Valley

Transparent

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Veep

Actress in a supporting role in a motion picture

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Jane Fonda

Jennifer Jason Leigh

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Helen Mirren

Alicia Vikander

Kate Winslet

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Actor in a supporting role in a motion picture

Paul Dano

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Idris Elba

Mark Rylance

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Michael Shannon

Sylvester Stallone

TV movie or miniseries

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American Crime

American Horror Story: Hotel

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Fargo

Flesh and Bone

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Wolf Hall

Actress in a TV series, comedy

Rachel Bloom

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Jamie Lee Curtis

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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Gina Rodriguez

Lily Tomlin

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Actress in a TV series, drama

Caitriona Balfe, Outlander

Viola Davis, How To Get Away With Murder

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Eva Green, Penny Dreadful

Taraji P. Henson, Empire

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Robin Wright, House of Cards

Actor in a TV series, drama

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Jon Hamm, Mad Men

Rami Malek, Mr. Robot

Wagner Moura, Narcos

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Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul

Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

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Actor in a TV series, comedy

Aziz Ansari, Master Of None

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Gael García Bernal, Mozart In The Jungle

Rob Lowe, The Grinder

Patrick Stewart, Blunt Talk

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Jeffrey Tambor, Transparent

Animated feature film

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Anomalisa

The Good Dinosaur

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Inside Out

The Peanuts Movie

Shaun The Sheep

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Supporting actor in a TV series, limited series or TV movie

Alan Cumming

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Damian Lewis

Ben Mendelsohn

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Tobias Menzies

Christian Slater

Supporting actress in a TV series, limited series or TV movie

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Uzo Aduba, Orange Is the New Black

Joanne Froggatt, Downton Abbey

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Regina King, American Crime

Judith Light, Transparent

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Maura Tierney, The Affair

Actor in a TV movie or limited series

Oscar Isaac

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Patrick Wilson

Idris Elba

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David Oyelowo

Mark Rylance

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Director

Todd Haynes, Carol

Alejandro G. Iñárritu, The Revenant

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Tom Mccarthy, Spotlight

George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road

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Ridley Scott, The Martian

Screenplay

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Tom McCarthy and Josh Singer, Spotlight

Aaron Sorkin, Steve Jobs

Quentin Tarantino, The Hateful Eight

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Emma Donoghue, Room

Charles Randolph and Adam McKay, The Big Short

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Actress in a TV movie or limited series

Kirsten Dunst

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Queen Latifah

Felicity Huffman

Sarah Hay

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Lady Gaga

Original song

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“Love Me Like You Do” (50 Shades of Grey)

“One Kind of Love” (Love and Mercy)

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“See You Again” (Furious 7)

“Simple Song #3” (Youth)

“Writing’s on the Wall” (Spectre)

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Foreign language film

The Brand New Testament (Belgium / France / Luxembourg)

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The Club (Chile)

The Fencer (Finland / Germany / Estonia)

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Mustang (France)

Son Of Saul (Hungary)

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Carter Burwell, Carol

Alexandre Desplat, The Danish Girl

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Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight

Daniel Pemberton, Steve Jobs

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Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto, The Revenant


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