Monday morning, retired musical artist Rihanna tweeted a selfie captioned, “listening to ANTI.” In it, she’s wearing $4,000 Dolce & Gabbana headphones and looking directly into the camera as though silently asking her 55 million Twitter followers, “Can you believe this album actually exists?”

After closely examining Rih’s tweet, we have come up with a treatment for what we believe could be the first ANTI track. And, let me tell you, it’s stunning. Have a listen above.


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