Big-shot Norwegian producer Cashmere Cat, currently opening for Ariana Grande on her Honeymoon tour, is slowly claiming dominion over the Jezebel staff—first, he and Ty Dolla $ign/Charli XCX compelled Jia to drop her kitty, and now, with this new single featuring Grande, I have found myself arms up, sliding to and fro in my chair like a FREAKIN' dance mom. It's so fortunate that I'm alone right now.