Another day, another Spider-Man, another trailer. While the previous official trailer focused on potential romantic entanglements of a teen super hero and Zendaya, the newest one shows exactly what threats Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Homecoming is facing: inexperience and a leathery Michael Keaton.

Not even trying to knock Keaton here, but footage of The Vulture out of his building-annihilating costume seem to deliberately highlight the age difference between Spider-Man and his new nemesis. Of course, a teen spider boy is no match for a man in his prime intent on taking down the city, and that’s made even clearer by Spider-Man’s ineptitude. A world weary Robert Downey Jr. appears to tell Peter Parker to stay local and when he disobeys the repercussions are severe.

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Such an awkward time in a young person’s life, when they’re not quite a kid, not quite an Avenger. After almost killing everyone commuting to Staten Island on the 2 p.m. ferry, Iron Man demands Parker return the Stark-issued Spidey costume.

“But I’m nothing without this suit!” exclaims Parker, to which Stark knowingly responds, “If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”

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Ah, the lesson we all must learn to truly grow up. It’s why my parents wouldn’t let me leave the house in a clown suit until I proved I would use my powers responsibly.