Madonna biffed her shit in what is probably the most appalling fall in pop culture history, even worse than Bey's classic tumble. Maybe, ermm, like her new album? Oh boy.

Here is the slow-mo, .gif version, because we are all horrible people consumed by our own schadenfreude.

UPDATE: It's all Giorgio Armani's fault! But thankfully, she's fine!

Armani hooked me up! My beautiful cape was tied too tight! But nothing can stop me and love really lifted me up! Thanks for your good wishes! I'm fine! ❤️#livingforlove