Does Meghan Trainor have a new single coming out on Friday? Yes.

Is it called “Yes”? No.

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Is it called “No”? Yes.

Do we think it will be good? No.

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Does she look great on the cover? Yes.

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Has Meghan Trainor’s hair always looked like that? No.

Did Meghan Trainor win a Grammy for Best New Artist? Yes.

Can we name the other nominees? No.

Did Meghan Trainor post a photo of her fans holding handmade signs that say, “NO MEGHAN TRAINOR”? Yes.

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Does she seem to understand that it’s the funniest thing in the entire world? No.


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