Does Meghan Trainor have a new single coming out on Friday? Yes.
Is it called “Yes”? No.
Is it called “No”? Yes.
Do we think it will be good? No.
Does she look great on the cover? Yes.
Has Meghan Trainor’s hair always looked like that? No.
Did Meghan Trainor win a Grammy for Best New Artist? Yes.
Can we name the other nominees? No.
Did Meghan Trainor post a photo of her fans holding handmade signs that say, “NO MEGHAN TRAINOR”? Yes.
Does she seem to understand that it’s the funniest thing in the entire world? No.
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