This show is the natural point where the third eye and the third nipple meet.

Nope: Lana Del Rey, “Chemtrails Over The Country Club” - When Lana Del Rey isn’t putting her foot in her mouth, making stupid comments about the fall of our democracy, she’s a musician who releases new music and new music videos. Like “Chemtrails Over The Country Club”—where her look is part-chola cosplay, part-old…

Brethren and sistren, I speak to you today not from my pulpit nor from my pastoral desk, but from my rusting clawfoot bathtub strategically placed in the New Jersey countryside for optimal outdoor soaking. I am speaking to you from this sacred and special place because if we seek to be understood it is necessary first…

There are few sources of comfort in my life quite like the Giudices and their deliciously explosive family drama, which they willingly choose to splash across the tabloids each year. Perhaps it’s because I have, in many ways, grown up with these manic New Jersey housewives, and have come to think of them as an…

Topical tunes for a dying democracy, who needs ‘em! Talk to anyone who closely follows popular music trends and they’ll tell you Olivia Rodrigo, a Disney Channel child, is set to have 2021's first No. 1 debut with a melodramatic pop ballad about the sting of a first breakup and learning to drive, released January 7,…

Today, Katy Perry helped launch a “massive, yearlong music campaign” with none other than the Pokemon Company. Weird, I know. In a press release for the 25th anniversary celebration of the brand and its many colorful minions—most notably Pikachu—here’s what Perry had to say: “Pokémon has been a constant in my life…

Once again she outdoes herself, or at least the pilar cyst does.

I’ve long held the opinion that actually winning The Bachelor or Bachelorette is losing—if you last long enough into the season, you could be selected for a spin-off season, and even if you don’t, a future as an Instagram influencer awaits—and you don’t even have to get engaged to some chiseled stranger! Anyway,…

Sex happens. I do it, other people do it. Even people on television do it! Perhaps some of those most acquainted with humanity’s oldest pastime are contestants on The Bachelor’s many franchises, who arrive at palatial mansions each year, hot and horny and ready to fuck whoever is put in front of them—unless he is a…

In 2011, after Perez Hilton prematurely ejaculated the results of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 3, the entire format of the show changed. Since then, multiple outcomes for the season have typically been taped in advance, and the real winner is not announced until the day of the televised finale. It’s smart to take…

On Sunday evening, Lana Del Rey dropped the track list for the forthcoming Chemtrails over the Country Club, whose title track she’s expected to release on Monday. But she did not do so without also dropping a bizarre Instagram comment, an apparent attempt to preempt any backlash over the album artwork, which shows…

Opulence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Saweetie feat. Doja Cat, “Best Friend” - Saweetie’s latest is excellent, no need to spend too much time without cutting right to it. She and Doja Cat, fresh off a year of astronomical popularity, work so well together on “Best Friend” that it’s almost hard to imagine either doing anything…

A lot has happened since this prayer group last convened. A new year has arrived, a coup was staged, and two episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City came and went without a single shred of judgment being passed from the imaginary altar upon which I sit. Terrible, I know. I can only pray for forgiveness and…

Tayshia Adams’s chaotic and quarantined season of The Bachelorette will be remembered for a lot of reasons, and miraculously, her engagement to Zac Clark is only one of them. Jezebel caught up with the newly betrothed couple to discuss life post-reality television, but also to talk about what the season meant: Adams…

Happy Drew Year!... Drew Barrymore didn’t say on her show this week. Though she did a segment with her Zoom-ed-in audience called “Drew & A,” and pointed out that those at the show love to pun her name (as she is wont to do after unveiling the latest pun), there were several missed opportunities for Drew puns beyond…

Rarely do they emerge this great. When Danish punk band Iceage descended upon New York in 2011, months after releasing their debut album, New Brigade, ten years old today—first on Copenhagen imprint Escho/Tambourhinoceros and U.S. avant label Dias, later, the indie What’s Your Rupture?—something in the air shifted and…

Hours into Wednesday’s domestic terrorist attack on the nation’s Capitol by Trump supporters and election conspiracy mongers, news circulated that indie musicians Ariel Pink and John Maus attended the mob with “red-pilled” “filmmaker” Alex Lee Moyer (known for TFW No GF, a celebratory incel documentary that managed…

About 100 million times a year, famous people sit down for extremely fancy dinner parties, where other famous people hand each other awards, for seemingly no reason. The extravagant party circuit costs millions for its organizers, and at least hundreds of thousands for the brands that splash their merchandise across…

This is TV Time Capsule, our chance to revisit moments that defined a genre, era, or generation. In each episode, we’ll take a critical look at a show, theme, or entertainer to relive the absurdity of pre-streaming programming.