The Fifty Shades franchise marches onward, with the next installment due out Valentine’s Day 2017, and in fact here is the trailer for Fifty Shades Darker. Which is not to be confused with the teaser for the trailer, which debuted yesterday to whet appetites. It’s got Miguel doing a cover of “Crazy in Love” a la Beyoncé’s slowed-down version from the original film, if that interests.
It would appear that in this latest installment, Christian and Ana are back together—“This time, no rules, no punishments, and no more secrets,” she insists—and attending some sort of fancy masquerade. But not, far as I can tell, an Eyes Wide Shut orgy masquerade, which would presumably be too dyed-in-the-wool kinky.
But the real question is: How are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson getting along these days?