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The Queen of Hades’ return is nigh. Part 3 of Netflix’s delightful, if not totally feminist, supernatural series Chilling Adventures of Sabrina drops next week. In the trailer for the forthcoming season, Sabrina Spellman (played by a witchy Kiernan Shipka) is stuck between a rock and a hell place. She’s tasked with restoring balance to her native Greendale, but also all the afterworlds she traverses with the ease of someone going from Manhattan to Montauk (it’s fine, but takes a considerable amount of time.)

At the end of the last season, her hot warlock beau Nick Scratch (Gavin Leatherwood) sacrificed himself to eighty-six Lucifer, and now she’s determined to rescue him in the netherworld, even if it means fucking up Earth, her coven, and all realms between.

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What hijinks await our silver-haired sorceress? Kids everywhere—and also myself—can’t wait to find out. I hope she chooses to stay in Hell, but with a fourth season on the horizon and that doesn’t seem tenable. And what about the adorable Harvey Kinkle (Ross Lynch)? And isn’t this show due for a Riverdale crossover episode? To my knowledge, Cole Sprouse has yet to fight a demon.

Talk about drama! I’m not so sure the dude is worth it. No man is. But will I watch? You better believe it.

Part 3 of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina hits Netflix next Friday, January 24. Happy haunting.

Senior Writer, Jezebel. My debut book, LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS, is out 7/21/20.

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