Jan 421/4/21I Stand With Bean DaughterShannon Melero320The new year is off to a pretty solid start—unless, of course, you are the nine-year-old child of Bean Dad, nee John…
Y/N12/30/20Dec 30SaveY/N12/30/20 Y/NSongs for Your Solo New Year's PartyMaria Sherman, Shannon Melero, and Rich Juzwiak3Yes to a slow dance: “Afterglow”, Ed Sheeran - My partner’s favorite thing to do is get drunk and say “let’s just…
Dec 29Save12/29/20Unidentified White Woman Could Be Charged With Attempted Robbery for Attacking Teenager Over Cell PhoneShannon Melero32On December 26, an as yet unidentified white woman attacked a black teenage boy in a hotel lobby in New York City,…
Dec 29Save12/29/20What Is Khloé Kardashian Putting in This Tiny Ball BagShannon Melero3What did your siblings get you for Christmas? Whatever it was, it was probably more useful than this very small…
Video12/23/20Dec 231Video12/23/20 VideoThe Year Celebrity Dating Got WeirdShannon Melero8If there’s one thing we all learned during this O.D. year, it’s that love may not conquer all—but if you’ve got…
Dec 23112/23/20No Carolers Left Behind in Kirk Cameron ProtestShannon Melero89When I was a wee small child I saw several Left Behind films starring actor and enthusiastic Christian Kirk Cameron.…
Dec 22Save12/22/20It's the Least Fuck-Worthy Time of the YearShannon Melero8If you’ve not been told already, Christmas is this week, a mere three days away. The chestnuts are ready to roast,…
Dec 22Save12/22/20Bravolebrity NeNe Leakes Encourages Followers to Boycott Bravo Over Alleged Racial DiscriminationShannon Melero13NeNe Leakes, a beloved peach holder on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, is fed up with Bravo, the network that made…
Dec 21Save12/21/20Congrats to Everyone Who Was Not an Asshole to Elliot Page After He Came OutShannon Melero20It is so rare that something strictly good happens that when I saw Elliot Page had thanked fans for being supportive…
Trump Administration12/21/20Dec 21SaveTrump Administration12/21/20Trump AdministrationA Running List of Right-Wing Politicians and Media Figures Who Downplayed the Virus But Skipped the Line to Get a VaccineShannon Melero20Going into the last shopping days before Christmas, I assumed the super-hot gift that everyone wanted but only the…
Dec 18Save12/18/20The Class War Over Covid-19 Vaccine Access Has Begun: Stanford Doctor EditionShannon Melero76Physicians at Stanford Medical Center, who have been working directly with covid-positive ICU patients for months,…
Dec 18Save12/18/20Who Is the Real Queen of Sundance? A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Holiness RankingShannon Melero3If you could not tell from the 500 times the word Sundance was said during this week’s episode of Real Housewives of…
Dec 18Save12/18/20Model Scout With Abuse Allegations Dating Back to the 1980s Arrested in Connection to Jeffrey EpsteinShannon Melero4On Wednesday, French modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel was arrested on accusations of “rape and sexual assault, rape…
Dec 17Save12/17/20The Dumbasses Suspected of Plotting to Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer Allegedly Tried to Buy Supplies From the FBIShannon Melero80Though it sounds like the plot of a political thriller, in October of this year six men were arrested on suspicion…
Dec 17112/17/20A Comprehensive List of People Who Are Not Doctors Yet Shamelessly Continue to Use the Unearned HonorificShannon Melero45Doctors. They do important stuff and they spend a lot of time in school in order to be called doctors. But as Fox…
Dec 17Save12/17/20Apple Fitness+ Is Making Me Consider Fitness-App MonogamyShannon Melero5I have an addiction to downloading apps. Whether it’s a game, a productivity app, an app for my dog—I will download…
Dec 17Save12/17/20Cory Booker Is Taking on NCAA Practices That Exploit College StudentsShannon Melero4Two Democratic senators, Cory Booker and Richard Blumenthal, have co-authored a new bill that could change the…
Dec 16Save12/16/20Vaccine Shipment Returned Because It Was Not Cold-As-Balls EnoughShannon Melero17Thousands of vials of the Pfizer covid-19 vaccine have been sent back to Pfizer after a mishap occurred while the…
Dec 16Save12/16/20Fashion Designer Peter Nygard Indicted on Sex Trafficking, Racketeering ChargesShannon Melero22In Midtown Manhattan, a few streets down from Times Square proper, is a store lit up in blue with the name Nygard…
Dec 15112/15/20Beep Beep, Pete Buttigieg Got The Keys to the Jeep (Rowwwrrrr)Shannon Melero53It’s the Christmas season and if you’re a Democrat who was running for president but then dropped out just in time…