Beyoncé's Life Is a Movie: A Totally Calm Lemonade Liveblog

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Hello, perhaps you have noticed that Beyoncé is debuting a... something on HBO this evening. Is it an album? Is it a documentary? Is it a narrative film, or all three? We know as much as you do; here’s your spot to follow along, comment, and behave totally rationally and in a very calm, adult fashion as this happening goes down on our television screens. We’re liveblogging through it, and definitely not freaking out. Not at all. Very relaxed over here.

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So, having now listened to the entire album, we can all agree that Jay is definitely fucking around on her, right? Like, one song talks about a former drug dealer from the streets who is now a mogul that’s fucking on his wife. Another song literally ends with “try that shit again and you’ll lose your wife.”

After listening to that whole album, Formation (which is at the very end) takes on a whole new meaning. Like, that’s not just some abstract song about her being a bad bitch. . . that song is 4 minutes of her straight up shitting on Jay Z (in the best way!).