The Hills is back and I regret to inform you that Brody Jenner is still insanely good-looking.

It brings me absolutely no pleasure to say this. Even just typing these words now makes me feel gross. As we’ve outlined before, Jenner’s attractiveness is rather unfortunate, given that he is also the worst kind of person.

Though I physically cringe every time the big dummy speaks, I seemingly cannot look away from his luscious hair and perfect jawline.

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Brody’s eyes sparkle while he tells his wife Kaitlynn that she is a “psychopath” for being annoyed that he came home later than he originally said he would.

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UGH!

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Here he is complaining to his friend Justin Bobby about being married, while the sun perfectly highlights the contours of his beautiful face.

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Here’s Brody looking cute until he starts awkwardly joking about his father, Caitlyn Jenner’s transition.

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Bite me with those perfect teeth, so that you can’t put your foot in your mouth for once.

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Come ON!

Anyway, here’s to watching Brody’s scenes on mute for the rest of the season.