"This sounds like what being rich feels like… " Drake raps on his new track "My Side," which must mean being moneyed sounds like being high? All the time.
Drake, the rapper recently tongued down by Madonna at Coachella, continues his good cop-horrible boyfriend approach to dating by asking his bae on "My Side," "Why are we wasting our relationship on a relationship?" Great question, but in the next breath the Canadian asks why "you don't come where I stay?" and blames the mystery woman for not keeping him in line when he's in the 6 with his woes.
"We too busy for a wedding and a kid," he raps. What.
According to Fact Magazine, a physical version of If You're Reading This It's Too Late, which dropped in February, hits shelves on April 21, including two new tracks.
Yo, can we just all admit that Drake is your worst hot boyfriend from college, put him in that box and move on?
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