Here Is Ryan Lochte's Cha-Cha Face

Happy Day-After-Halloween! Your present is this gif.

On Monday evening’s spooky-themed Dancing With the Stars, our stars spent an extra hour in the eye makeup department for special skeleton- and spider- and pussy cat-inspired numbers.

Unfortunately, Ryan Lochte, our man on a quest for redemption, was ultimately kicked off (probably because he was a bad dancer), but not before searing his cha-cha sexy-face into our collective minds forever.

He probably wrote in his diary something along the lines of, Jeaaaah, your boy’s a dancer now! But honestly I’m feeling really rejected and vulnerable right now.

Laurie Hernandez Watch:

Meanwhile, our girl Laurie continued to work hard and perform flawlessly, even though she was given a Viennese Waltz to “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka, the most cutesy, saccharine combination. Watch it below if you want to say, “Aw,” and clap a few times.

Also watch her dance-off with Calvin Johnson Jr. to see two world class athletes just having a fun time.

Senior Editor, Jezebel

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JujyMonkey: unstable genius

That’s his O-face as well, I’d wager.