The gloriously raunchy Versailles returns soon to BBC Two (and, eventually, American televisions via Ovation). Here is a trailer featuring Louis XIV chiding his greedy, murderous courtiers.

The raunch is mostly implied, but apparently, this season, there‚Äôs a small orgy and also pregnancy sex! The British tabloids just might keel over and die from their enthusiastic shock. Sample reporting, courtesy of the Sun: ‚ÄúShe can be seen gritting her teeth and gripping the brass bed frame as the king thrusts away further down the bed.‚ÄĚ Yes, that sounds like coitus, good job guys.