Screenshot: World of Wonder/VH1

In case you missed it—and perhaps you did! I only say “in case” to cover my bases. But in case you missed it, VH1 released a new teaser trailer for the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, premiering in December.

The teaser, spotted on Entertainment Weekly, is only 30 seconds long, and, of those 30 seconds, only about 11 or 12 of them contain actual new footage from this latest, upcoming season of the RuPaul-hosted reality show. What happens in those 11 or 12 seconds? Why, please. Allow……… me? A… teaser trailer recapper! To explain.

0:04-0:05, RuPaul wants her fucking girls.

Screenshot: World of Wonder/VH1

0:07-0:12, Jenifer Lewis loves a talent show!

Screenshot: World of Wonder/VH1

Advertisement

Screenshot: World of Wonder/VH1
Screenshot: World of Wonder/VH1
Image: World of Wonder/VH1

Advertisement

0:13-0:14, She’d like to leave them off, the eyebrows.

Image: World of Wonder/VH1

0:22-0:23, RuPaul says his famous catchphrase, “Baby, you’ve won, baby.”

Advertisement

End of ‘cap!!!!