When last we saw the Losers Club, they were fighting off Pennywise the clown and NOT at all taking turns having sex with Beverly, which is what happens in Stephen King’s novel. But they couldn’t just get rid of this shapeshifting, purely evil monster so easily, and now the kids have to return to Derry to finish the job with the power of friendship! JK, it’s all the emotional calluses they’ve built up over the years from various childhood and then adulthood traumas!

The official cast has been announced and it looks like Jessica Chastain will play Beverly Marsh, Bill Hader will play funny guy Richie, James McAvoy as Bill, and *squints* uh...who...*opens IMDb to figure out all these other men I can’t recognize* oh and actor Jay Ryan as Ben, James Ransone as Eddie, Isaiah Mustafa as Mike, and Andy Bean as Stanley. Bill Skarsgård is still the same creepy clown.

It is set to release on September 6, 2019. My unflinching fear of looking into dark street gutters for too long is set to end never.