Have you ever wondered what Lorde does on vacation? In her new video for “Perfect Places” she doesn’t go to an all-inclusive resort, that’s for sure.
Here’s what Lorde does on vacation, if we’re using this video as a blueprint:
- Swing machetes in a field, alone
- Do a workout on the beach in a floor-length gown, alone
- Frolic around a bonfire, alone
- Chill by waterfalls, alone
- Eat a luxurious meal, alone
- Shoot down fruit from trees to survive... wait, is Lorde stuck on this island?
- No seriously is she stranded?
- Oh, wait, there’s electricity on the island because she’s dancing with that lightbulb
- Or what if the lightbulb is her only friend? Sort of like how Tom Hanks had “WILSON!!!!” in Castaway
- God that is a big fire. Maybe this isn’t a vacation. Maybe she’s signaling for help?
- Nah she’s fine, this bitch has a boat.
Lorde, please bring me with you next time, thanks!