After being introduced by a high-as-fuck Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj, Madonna's #REBELHEART half-heartedly beat during the Grammys. Sure, she met all her marks and managed to not be impaled by the 100 horned men surrounding her while performing her song "Living For Love." But call me when she does more than one song. Like during a Vegas special. Call me when she does Vegas.
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