Mr. Big Rejects Death

Chris Noth says his character definitely wasn’t going to die in Sex and the City 3, a movie that will likely never fucking happen.

Noth—who played fuckboy extraordinaire Mr. Big in the HBO franchise Sex and the City for over a decade—told the Sun Online,“There’s no drama there’s no movie there’s nothing going on with it, it’s over it’s gone.”

But Noth is still perplexed by rumors claiming the third movie’s script called for Big to have a heart attack (in the shower!) and die, leaving Carrie to grieve and recover.

“He wasn’t going to die,” the actor insisted as he attended the British Independent Film Awards in London on Sunday night.

“There’s no way he was dying that was all a lie,” he added on the red carpet of the glitz event at Old Billingsgate.

I’ve definitely expressed similar denials of death to a few therapists in the past so, wow, I feel you Noth!!!

Anyway, RIP SATC. I’m pretty cool with the fact that we’ll never see Miranda’s son send dick pics to Samantha on the big screen, though.