On the heels of previous collaborations like “Get on Your Knees” and “Bang Bang,” Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande got creative and made a song titled “Bed.” It goes something like this:

Got a bed with your name on it
Repeat x 20

There’s more, obviously, but the video provides more loose ends than answers; Nicki Minaj is a mermaid about 20 percent of the day, tapping into the timely culture-wide theme of horny fish which I really wish they would have pushed further. Ariana lives on dry land; together, somewhere in Mykonos maybe?, they meet and come across famished men on fruit diets at feeding time.

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Pete and his enormous dong are nowhere to be found.