Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Made a Video About Fucking, But What Does It Mean?

On the heels of previous collaborations like “Get on Your Knees” and “Bang Bang,” Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande got creative and made a song titled “Bed.” It goes something like this:

Got a bed with your name on it
Repeat x 20

There’s more, obviously, but the video provides more loose ends than answers; Nicki Minaj is a mermaid about 20 percent of the day, tapping into the timely culture-wide theme of horny fish which I really wish they would have pushed further. Ariana lives on dry land; together, somewhere in Mykonos maybe?, they meet and come across famished men on fruit diets at feeding time.

Pete and his enormous dong are nowhere to be found.