The Big Little Lies Meryl Murder Watch, Episode 6

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When it was announced that Meryl Streep would be joining Big Little Lies season two as Celeste’s (Nicole Kidman) mother-in-law Mary Louise, who comes to Monterey to find out what really happened to her son, I had one small question: will these bitches have to murder Meryl?

I mean, the “Monterey Five” as they’re known did kill Celeste’s abusive, rapist husband Perry, after all. The last thing they need is a nosey grandma played incredibly by Meryl Streep to figure out what all the women actually did together, which is cover up Perry’s murder like an accident. But as I watched the first episode, I realized that Mary Louise is a little unhinged herself; she’s rude, she screams, she’s just getting too close to Monterey.

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Will someone have to kill Meryl, or will Meryl have to kill someone? Every episode of Big Little Lies Season 2, I’ll rank on a scale of 1 to 10 how close Meryl is to being murdered, or to murdering herself.

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Season 2, Episode 6: “The Bad Mother”

1 to 10, how close is Meryl to being murdered: Not even close, though Jane coming over to basically knock down Mary Louise’s door in anger gave me a flicker of hope. Maybe Adam Scott can use all that sad hubby energy to take one for the team? Giving this episode a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. Meryl is not going to be murdered. Bonnie’s mom better keep one eye open, though!

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1 to 10, how close it Meryl to murdering someone: Now that Celeste is calling a very important, mysterious character witness in her custody battle to dispel the idea that Mary Louise is somehow a better mother for “the boys,” maybe we’ll finally figure out how Perry’s brother mysteriously died. I pray that it’s Perry’s dad and we get some soapy insights into Mary Louise’s possibly dark past. I’m giving this episode a 2 in the Meryl-maybe-murdering someone department, but a 7 in the has-Meryl-already-murdered-someone department. I mean, that has to be it, right? Those teeth, for nothing?

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Hazel Cills

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