The trailer for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is here, and I’m happy to report there are what feels like approximately 10,568 wigs in it. Also, Denise Richards!
All the girls are back: Camille Grammer (unfortunately, there are zero clips of her dancing in this trailer, and for that I’m devastated), Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave (even though I think *whispers* she’s boring), and even dramatic appearances from Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards. But it’s clear that no amount of private islands, pet swans, and glasses of rosé can keep these “friendships” from fraying. “I love you,” Lisa Vanderpump says at one point to Dorit Kemsley. “How can you say you love me?” she replies.
“Oh, I actually don’t,” Vanderpump says. Thatta girl.
At one point, it sounds like Lisa Rinna and Grammer are arguing over Kavanaugh being appointed, to which Grammer says, “I know what it’s like to be wrongfully accused!” I am not looking forward to that episode, my god.
There are also some crucial new cast members we need to talk about immediately, like:
This barrette Dorit is wearing that says DRIPPIN’:
This stack of iMessages Lisa would like you to address:
And Denise Richards, even though I’m still not 100 percent sure why she’s even on the show. I’m sorry, I just don’t care about her!
Season 9 premieres February 12. Watch the full trailer below.