“There may be a new secret album title,” tweeted Kanye West on Monday, between tweets about his to-do list and horrible-looking previews of the “wifeylooks” for his upcoming NYFW show. Then, intriguingly, he tweeted the acronym “T.L.O.P.”
Well. Though we’ve only got two days left till the release, who knows what the title’s actually gonna be: Kanye has floated Swish, Waves, and So Help Me God already and continues to change his mind in public. But we want those free Yeezys so we can sell them and rent out Spa Castle for a week or whatever, so here are some of our best guesses for T.L.O.P.
The Land of Pussy: otherwise known as Jezebel ;)
Torrential Loads of Poontang: same
Taupe Lilac Olive Puce: the only colors he lets Kim wear and/or the colorway of Yeezy Season 3
Tau Lambda Omega Phi: Kanye frat!
Tweeting Loads of Practicality: Lead with your mission statement, etc
The Laws of Power: Good for the companion book about corporate management
Title Lacks Originality, People: Self-explanatory
Tidal Lacks Overall Proficiency: Also self-explanatory
The Life of Pi: Kanye’s gotten really into Yann Martel lately
Time Line Over Powered: Kanye is overwhelmed with the generalized ennui that comes with the sense that, on social media, we willingly bombard ourselves with minutia whose degrees of importance become flattened and imperceptible
Here are some guesses from the crowd:
Here’s the last one, promise.
What do you think?
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