It's Not An Action Movie Trailer, It's A Taylor Swift Music Video

Yannick’s beloved Taylor Swift doles out weapons to every woman she knows and walks about in slow motion in her music video for “Bad Blood”, narrated by Kendrick Lamar.

It’s about a dozen different movies I’d like to see set to a song that’s not quite as catchy as the other ones I’ve heard. Maybe that’s why there’s all of those explosions.

Watch Taylor Swift's Femme Fatale 'Bad Blood' Video (Finally)

At last, Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood” teaser posters have come to life in the form of an actual music video that debuted tonight at the Billboard Music Awards.

The concept here is simple and expected: a squad of kick-ass women kicking ass. What’s unexpected is Kendrick Lamar’s major presence (besties! it’s basically half his video). But my biggest takeaway is that I need Zendaya’s Mortal Kombat-y sword boots in my life...for something.

By the way, none of these people were in the video.