“They attacked us in waves.” On January 22, America’s long-feared reality will finally hit. Only Chloë Grace Moretz and a random dude’s abs will be able to save us.
Contact the author at dries@jezebel.com.
“They attacked us in waves.” On January 22, America’s long-feared reality will finally hit. Only Chloë Grace Moretz and a random dude’s abs will be able to save us.
Contact the author at dries@jezebel.com.
DISCUSSION
At least when I was a teenager I had the decency not to pretend I would be the hero of the post-apocalypse.