White Women With Humanities Degrees, Brace for Impact: Phoebes Waller-Bridge and Bridgers Have Collided

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Like every white woman with four humanities degrees, I enjoy nothing more than angelic female warbling set to acoustic guitar, television programs where absolutely abysmal people’s poor life choices are offset by posh English accents written by women with admirably stacked chin-length bobs, shirtless Irish men who have recently been fighting, and papillons wearing capes. I am assuming that Phoebes both Bridgers and Waller-Bridge are keenly aware of the raptures induced by each of these things individually and thus have cruelly decided to combine the four in order to see if a taste of the sublime might actually be fatal.

If you have one or more degrees in the arts, have hoped a woman would just fuck the hot priest already, cried in public while listening to Stranger in the Alps, double-checked the ages of the actors from Normal People just in case, and/or own a dog under 25 pounds, I advise you to watch the Phoebe Waller-Bridge-directed video for Phoebe Bridgers’s “Savior Complex” starring Paul Mescal’s upper body/face and a tiny dog with extreme caution. You’ve been warned.

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burninginmynetherparts
BurningInMyNetherParts

Who ends up sitting in the middle of a mud flat in a suit and tie?

Someone with 4 humanities degrees after their nth interview at a PE owned nuMedia company questioning his life’s choices.

This is the second before he has the Eureka moment and goes on to start a network of bots on Twitter pressuring President Biden to forgive all federally backed student loan debt because it’s his most financially viable option.