Winter Is Here, Suckas

HBO just dropped the trailer for Game of Thrones Season 7. Cersei and Jamie Lannister are surrounded in King’s Landing, but frankly it barely matters because the wintery armies to the north are massing to wreck everybody in Westeros.


It took years but we’re finally approaching the goddamn narrative payoff on this thing, praise the Seven.

Several hurried viewings suggest: Arya seems to be making for Winterfell; Littlefinger is still whispering ominously in Sansa’s ears; Davos (much like the world’s climate scientists) would very much like everyone to focus on the existential threat, here; and Cersei still has that hair. July 16! Prepare yourself for warring women flexing in power capes!

Senior Editor, Attic Haunter, Jezebel

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I’m obsessed with the fact that NO ONE HAS BEEN PREPARING FOR WINTER! It lasts fucking years, put aside all the dragons and White Walkers and there still has been little to no food cultivation going on.