Sunday’s episode of Westworld, “The Riddle of the Sphinx,” gave you (me) that follow-up panic attack to your (my) “San Junipero” episode of Black Mirror-related meltdown.

Spoilers, mmkay?

On this week’s Westworld Conspiracy Corner, Deputy Editor Julianne Escobedo Shepherd and I discuss the Lost-esque portrayal of a bot gone mad, whether or not we would invest in a similar procedure for ourselves, Bernard’s freaky time jumping, who is the person in the little red ball, why does Elsie look so amazing after being trapped in a cave for like four episodes, what is up with the Man in Black and his daughter, and how freaking excited are you for Shogun World in slightly less than one week???

Let us get into it.