Behold, A Lady

The long-awaited cover art for Caution, Mariah Carey’s four-hundred and thirty-leventh album, has been released and it is truly the best thing I have ever seen. It’s Mariah in full adult-woman Lamb mode, serving us wind machine and bisexual lighting, looking like herself but also like if Shangela (or a similarly beat queen) decided to play Mariah on Snatch Game. Mother, you are indeed snatched! I shall now celebrate with a glass of Caymus Cab.