Offset who? Cardi B is out here making money.

On this Friday before Christmas, Cardi dropped the video for her latest single “Money,” a luxurious montage of Cardi enjoying all the finer things in life. She doesn’t just make money; she is money.


She’s a priceless work of art contained in a glass case.

She’s the gold in the vault.


She’s not only the stripper, but also the one throwing the dollar bills, in what I must note is THE largest hat I’ve ever seen in my life.

Sometimes she plays piano nude, as one does.


And in a nod to paintings of Madonna nursing Jesus, she does it all while breastfeeding. Casual!