Hey, Hollywood, What About a Jane Bond?

Steven Spielberg has stated that he would like to remake his classic, Indiana Jones, with a woman in place of Harrison Ford—he can if he wants. But we’d have to call the character by her new name, Indiana Joan, Spielberg says. Because she’s a woman! And no women exist with the last name Jones, come on.

“We’d have to change the name from Jones to Joan. And there would be nothing wrong with that,” Spielberg told The Sun in an interview earlier this week. Damn right. It has to be Indiana Joan.

But why stop at Indiana Joan? We’re sure she has lots of friends who would love a movie of their own, too. The Jezebel staff thought of other popular films that have to be remade with new names and titles, based on the fact that the lead character would be a woman instead of a man. Here they are.

Ramba
Jane Bond
The Godmother
Ben-Her
Catfight Club
Diana Hard
Saving Private Rihanna
Dirty Harriet
Revenge of the Nerdettes
Ladies in Black
Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Citizen Jane
The Motorcycle Diaries (But It’s a Girl)
Period Break
Lordess of the Ring
The Matronix
The (Wine!) Hangover
12 Acceptably Angry Women
Queen Kong
Forresta Gump
Reservoir Cats
Inglorious Bitches