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Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan, but now, she’s also...boss...bitch. Oh no. I mean, this is a great idea!

“People always have given me much trouble for going to clubs, so why don’t I just open my own?” Lohan’s disembodied voice asks rhetorically in the new trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, an MTV show about Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, located in Mykonos. Or rather, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club Empire, formerly known as Mykonos. I don’t know if you heard, but Mykonos belongs to Lindsay now.


The show will be produced by Bunim/Murray, who you know from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but looong before that, The Real World. According to MTV, “Viewers will get to see a new side of Lohan as she calls the shots with her handpicked team of young and ambitious VIP hosts who will have to do whatever it takes to secure Lohan’s name as the definition of vacation luxury.”

But what happens when Lohan stops being polite and accidentally burns her club down after flicking a lit cigarette into a go-go dancer’s merkin? This, I guess:

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