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A semi-spicy dudefight has emerged between two basic-ass white male rappers, for god knows what reason.

MissInfo reports that Machine Gun Kelly went on Hot 97’s Funkmaster Flex Show this week for a freestyle session, where he rapped over Drake’s “Nonstop” and insulted G-Eazy:

“Only Eazy I fuck with is E/I seen he’s about his hearing got a hanging earring/I fucked his girl now he look like this shit is overbearing/How dare him/I dare him/Don’t think about comparing/Now turn that frat rap off, I get sick of hearing.”

Someone should kindly take Machine Gun Kelly aside and point out that he also arguably makes “frat rap,” but I digress. G-Eazy then released the aptly titled “Bad Boy,” in which he begins by telling listeners to grab their popcorn, and asks MGK to stop trolling him: “Ask myself why am I entertaining a mini-me?” G-Eazy raps. “You’re so below my class, you’re reaching, you’re not offending me.”

You might ask, why are these two pale dudes feuding? Well, it might have something to do with the fact that Halsey, singer and ex-girlfriend of G-Eazy, was seen hanging out with Machine Gun Kelly right before she officially split up with G-Eazy. And according to a vague subtweet, Machine Gun Kelly almost might be mad (okay take a deep breath for this one) that G-Eazy dyed his hair blonde just like MGK. So this might be a classic case of two dudes Single White Female-ing... each other (you know, the 1992 movie in which Jennifer Jason Leigh tries to take over Bridget Fonda’s life by copying her every move?)

But seriously, can one of these men lob a decent insult at each other? Jesus christ, it’s a rap diss track not your grandma’s 50th birthday roast.