So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show

Illustration for article titled So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show

Rick Owens' menswear show today in Paris was a mishmash of raw edges, high necklines, earth tones, and dicks. Donald Ducking Is Officially In. This post is NSFW.

Advertisement

Several looks had some convenient lil' cutouts to really showcase that D—apparently a "blink if you miss it" moment IRL, which many attendees did miss because they were on their damn phones. Twitter, as you can imagine/might have already noticed, went NUTZ:

Advertisement

I feel absolutely terrible for these models. Maybe this is misplaced sympathy. Maybe they were all really down with this plan. BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY WEREN'T. Yes, women show their breasts on the runway all the time—but boobs (okay, model-sized boobs) don't flap around. Boobs don't shrink in the cold.

Advertisement

That said, I'm not going to, like, not roll out some pics. In this first image, we have here the smallest hint of a penis, just a taste:

Illustration for article titled So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show
Advertisement

In this second image, which I apologize for in advance...oh god, I don't even know:

Illustration for article titled So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show
Advertisement

Let's hear it for genitalia, am I right??

(I am now opening up the floor to dick jokes.)

Images via Getty

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

thesoymilkconspiracy
Baberaham Lincoln

Um...guys...it's not okay to point and laugh at other peoples' bodies. I'm the last person in the world to be all "what about the men!1!!1!" and I generally have close to zero sympathy for penis anxiety, but the way people are reacting to this is fucking gross and really, really surprising for Jezebel. There are people reading these threads whose genitals look like this, and it's pretty fucking hurtful and dehumanizing to have to listen to a bunch of strangers be all "ewwwww what IS that?!" Knock it the fuck off.

Besides, I've seen hundreds of dicks and — FYI — this one isn't that unusual.