The Eagle, Uh, Fails to Land

I cannot discuss Wednesday’s episode of The Masked Singer without spoiling the “Take! It! Off!” results, so...


Imagine your doctor dressed up on the side as an eagle and sang a rather operatic, if I’m being kind, version of Meatloaf’s “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That).” Now imagine your doctor is Dr. Drew Pinsky. Now imagine you know definitively what “I’d Do Anything for Love” songwriter Jim Steinman was referring to as the thing his narrator wouldn’t do. (In the context of the full original song, when Lorraine Crosby sings, “Sooner or later you’ll be screwin’ around,” and Meatloaf sings, “I won’t do that,” but nonetheless, I still like to think he was referring to anal as the thing he wouldn’t do. What a square!) Imagine all the possibilities here in one show. Wow. The Masked Singer does it again. Enjoy the montage. Caw-caw!

Some Pig. Terrific. Radiant. Humble.

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I feel like I had (have?) better guesses on the first eight than I do on the latter-8.

Last night, I never in a million years would have gotten to Dr. Drew as Eagle (my wife and I both got radio host, etc.) and because of height (and using a clearly “stage voice” to mask real voice) went with Howard Stern as well

For Fox, both my wife and I blurted out “Taye Diggs” basically as soon as he opened his mouth, but there wasn’t really cross-over with Robin Williams (Doubtfire) there.

Flower sounded an awful lot like Tina Turner, especially after the “What’s Love Got To Do With It” clue. I still hesitate that she would participate in this though...

And Penguin -- we got nothing.  The pictures on the dressing room set sort of seemed to be...  of the Oval Office?  But definitely seemed to not be political, per se?  And tiny?