There's One Less Chris in the Avengers: Endgame Trailer

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The world’s destiny once again rests on a handful of hot people with superpowers, one of whom is not Chris Pratt.

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In the previous Avengers: Infinity War, a villain named Thanos eliminated half the world’s population out of a misguided but actually half-sensible belief that the universe needed a reset. The good thing was that this left us with two of the three best Chrises: Hemsworth and Evans. No Chris Pratt and all his bad music and insecurity.

The sad news is that Evans appears in this Avengers: Endgame trailer without a beard, which Thanos probably took. Who let this happen? There’s a good chance the heroes will save humanity because they have to: “Whatever it takes.” But the best thing Marvel could do is just replace Pratt with Pine in this universe and make them all kiss. This out April 26.

Culture Editor, Jezebel

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Considering how infuriating a character Star-Lord is, I’m hoping we don’t see Pratt at any point of the film, even when they are all inevitably brought back.